We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
