I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
id be glad to
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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