You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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