My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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