After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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