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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..

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(330): View more from Ohio

After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.

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(626): View more from California

yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably

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(214): View more from Texas

Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?

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(845): View more from New York

Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex

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(614): View more from Ohio

The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??

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