is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
