their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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