You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
That was an excessively violent trivia night
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
