Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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