Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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