he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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