Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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