Soap is not a condiment
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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