I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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