omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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