everyone is single if you try hard enough
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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