I'm really into asian looking animals
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i dont even know how to be here
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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