We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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