Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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