i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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