tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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