WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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