worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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