I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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