Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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