rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Michael Bay diarrhea
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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