summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
ok first of all what the fuck
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