No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i barfeds in our rink
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize
