So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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