no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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