PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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