He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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