Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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