So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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