Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I want you more than these girls want KFC
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she pinky promised me she was 18
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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