Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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