I love having hate sex.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.