I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
