im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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