ADVERTISEMENT

• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i'm watching the fashion show on bravo

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  you're cheating on project runway?

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  if you can't score coke, you buy crack.

  Fav 19 3394 1004

  share tweet
  

• (661): View more from California

  the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.

  Fav 74 41910 1678

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (419): View more from Ohio

  So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?

  Fav 49 1156 12457

  share tweet
  

• (217): View more from Illinois

  i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.

  Fav 1 2116 858

  share tweet
  
• 

  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (404): View more from Georgia

  why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?

  Fav 6 1291 700

  share tweet
  

• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable

  Fav 9 1775 771

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league

  Fav 2 1499 615

  share tweet
  

• (315): View more from New York

  There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.

  Fav 7 1845 664

  share tweet
  

• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.

  Fav 6 1111 1119

  share tweet
  
• 

  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (859): View more from Kentucky

  We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.

  Fav 5 1222 662

  share tweet
  

• (701): View more from North Dakota

  SEX BINGO!

  (1-701): View more from North Dakota

  Canadian or clown?

  Fav 6 835 542

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (925): View more from California

  I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!

  Fav 2 537 445

  share tweet
  

• (206): View more from Washington

  You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.

  Fav 4 1498 535

  share tweet
  

• (949): View more from California

  I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley

  Fav 1 482 352

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (+10): View more from

  What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration

  Fav 1 57 8

  share tweet
  

Randomize