Dual....:-)
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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