i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
