We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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