Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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