Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Non-Jews are for practice
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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