But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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