Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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