I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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