I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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