When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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