omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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