Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize