the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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