i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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