So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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