he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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