Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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