We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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